Spicy Hobo

Birthday Cards Pack of 5

Can't pick just one? Get a pack of 5. Here are the cards included in this pack:

Outside reads: I'm the captain of my own destiny
Inside reads: Even when that destiny is living in a rowboat parked in front of Denny's. Happy Birthday 

Old Prospector
Outside reads: Back in my day this is how a 22 year old man looked
Inside reads: Happy Birthday

Carrie Bradshaw
Outside reads: I think I look like Carrie Bradshaw
Inside reads: But somehow it ends up looking like a schizophrenic. Happy Birthday

Outside reads: The other day one of my teeth fell out
Inside reads: That’s what you have to look forward to. Happy Birthday

Cat's Out of the Bag
Outside reads: The cat’s out of the bag on your birthday
Inside reads: Literally. I lost your cat. Sorry it had to be on your birthday.

You can choose any mix of 5 you would like, just specify which ones you want in the notes section upon purchase.

5 folded cards, measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Comes with matching envelopes. Printed with intense passion on recycled paper with 30% post-consumer waste.  No bigfoot carbon footprint to worry about!


This year, fascinate and confound your family and friends with a funny humor greeting card from Spicy Hobo!

Quirky and eco-friendly humor cards for the masses!

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