Christmas Holiday Humor Greeting Card Garbage

$3.50


One day there will be a tv program about how Santa hoards elves.

1 Folded card, measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Comes with matching envelope. Printed with intense passion on recycled paper with 30% post-consumer waste.  No bigfoot carbon footprint to worry about!

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What I want to say:
Hey, we know all about reckless decision making. We make those every night. So, you may cancel an order 3 years and 6 days after you place it, but no more or no less. The only tax we charge is the tax of knowing you are buying something that will bring hope to the dismal darkness of life.

What a lawyer I called from a commercial I saw on tv told me to say:
We take paypal and credit card. No cancellations.


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We do not accept returns or exchanges on non-defective items.

Exchanges
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at admin@spicyhobo.com. We will send out a new product via standard US mail.

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If your item gets lost in the mail, we will ship out another item via standard ground shipping.

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