Can't pick just one? Get a pack of 5. Here are the cards included in this pack:
Outside reads: BEST FRIEND KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS, NEED $$ FOR KARATE LESSONS
Inside reads: Thanks for having my back, amigo
Outside reads: I bet this is what is going on in your mind when I talk
Inside reads: But thanks for listening anyways
Outside reads: Like this mime, I have a hard time expressing my emotions in a healthy, realistic way
Inside reads: Owe you one
Outside reads: Thanks for supporting my brilliance
Inside reads: BLANK INSIDE
Outside reads: We go together like hobos and cardboard boxes
Inside reads: Thanks for being there
You can choose any mix of 5 you would like, just specify which ones you want in the notes section upon purchase.
5 folded cards, measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Comes with matching envelopes. Printed with intense passion on recycled paper with 30% post-consumer waste. No bigfoot carbon footprint to worry about!
What I want to say:
Hey, we know all about reckless decision making. We make those every night. So, you may cancel an order 3 years and 6 days after you place it, but no more or no less. The only tax we charge is the tax of knowing you are buying something that will bring hope to the dismal darkness of life.
What a lawyer I called from a commercial I saw on tv told me to say:
We take paypal and credit card. No cancellations.
We do not accept returns or exchanges on non-defective items.
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at email@example.com. We will send out a new product via standard US mail.
We will ship you items within 1-3 business days, depending if our stallion has been fed and is ready to ride!
If your item gets lost in the mail, we will ship out another item via standard ground shipping.
No returns unless goods arrive damaged.
We are not responsible for the carpal tunnel syndrome developed from clicking around on etsy.