Thank You Birthday Anniversary Get Well Humor Greeting Card Set Pack of 5 Pu Pu Platter

$15.00


Can't pick just one? Get a pack of 5. Here are the cards included in this pack:

Birthday Cards

Cat's Out of the Bag
Outside reads: The cat’s out of the bag on your birthday
Inside reads: Literally. I lost your cat. Sorry it had to be on your birthday.

Clown
Outside reads: It’s not a party until a pantless clown makes everyone uncomfortable
Inside reads: Keep your pants on. Happy Birthday!

Anniversary

Abraham Lincoln
Outside reads: Abraham Lincoln...
Inside reads: This guy had a crazy wife and look
how awesome he was. Happy Anniversary

Thank You

Cardboard Box
Outside reads: We go together like hobos and cardboard boxes
Inside reads: Thanks for being there

Get Well

Under the Weather
Inside reads: I heard you are under the weather
Outside reads: Get better soon. The book club led by our cats is getting out of control.

You can choose any mix of 5 you would like, just specify which ones you want in the notes section upon purchase.

5 folded cards, measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Comes with matching envelopes. Printed with intense passion on recycled paper with 30% post-consumer waste.  No bigfoot carbon footprint to worry about!

Payments

What I want to say:
Hey, we know all about reckless decision making. We make those every night. So, you may cancel an order 3 years and 6 days after you place it, but no more or no less. The only tax we charge is the tax of knowing you are buying something that will bring hope to the dismal darkness of life.

What a lawyer I called from a commercial I saw on tv told me to say:
We take paypal and credit card. No cancellations.


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We do not accept returns or exchanges on non-defective items.

Exchanges
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at admin@spicyhobo.com. We will send out a new product via standard US mail.

Shipping from United States

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If your item gets lost in the mail, we will ship out another item via standard ground shipping.

Refunds

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