While in the middle of a dumpster-dive, do not come up to the surface too fast. You could blackout from the smells.
Folded card, measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Comes with matching envelope. Printed with intense passion on recycled paper with 30% post-consumer waste. No bigfoot carbon footprint to worry about!
MIX & MATCH: If you wanna get real crazy, you can choose any 10 card designs from the Spicy Hobo line for your pack of 10. Just write the ones you want in the "Notes" section and let the fun begin.
What I want to say:
Hey, we know all about reckless decision making. We make those every night. So, you may cancel an order 3 years and 6 days after you place it, but no more or no less. The only tax we charge is the tax of knowing you are buying something that will bring hope to the dismal darkness of life.
What a lawyer I called from a commercial I saw on tv told me to say:
We take paypal and credit card. No cancellations.
We do not accept returns or exchanges on non-defective items.
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at email@example.com. We will send out a new product via standard US mail.
We will ship you items within 1-3 business days, depending if our stallion has been fed and is ready to ride!
If your item gets lost in the mail, we will ship out another item via standard ground shipping.
No returns unless goods arrive damaged.
We are not responsible for the carpal tunnel syndrome developed from clicking around on etsy.